if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that
- I can see them
- I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray
- they are really bad singers and
- I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position
gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M TRYING TO MURDER HERE” AND THEY SCREAMED AND TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND ONE FELL OVER AND STARTED CRYING
(Source: starktrekenterprise, via k3lley)
5/16/2013 - Photo
You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.”
So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her sister and only wanted the best for her. She had to be a mom because she had no choice, and she did her best… her level best. Even if she got frustrated, even if she got scared.
And in the end? She made it work.
Actually crying.
Nani Pelekai had some real life problems. Her parents were dead, her little sister was in some obvious mental and emotional distress, she couldn’t keep a job, an intimidatingly large male social worker was breathing down her neck, and on top of that, fucking aliens invaded. But she neversaid fuck this shit. When David presented a job at the last minute, she jumped at the chance. When she got back from the interview and her house was burning down while Mr. Bubbles tried to take Lilo away, she got up in giant Cobra Bubble’s face and told him fuck no, this is not happening right now. When Lilo was ABDUCTED BY MOTHER FUCKING ALIENS, when all the rest of us would have pissed ourselves and run for cover, she started negotiating with them because she was Lilo’s mommy now. She tried so hard every minute of that movie.
All my love for Nani Pelekai.
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4/12/2013 - Video
Munchkin cats^^
they are like cat corgis omfg
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4/12/2013 - Photo
as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him
As an adult I still don’t understand..
psst it’s a brothel and he’s poorOH MY GOD WH- WHAT
OHMYGOD
Omgggggg
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4/10/2013 - Photo
Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
imagine waking up to a bear trying to rip into your home.
This bed is not for fucking in.
this bed is definitely for fucking in.
imagine getting lost in the woods and walking in the dark only to run into this and interrupt the couple having intercourse in the bed.
imagine looking up during sex and just seeing shia labeouf’s face pressed to the wall. watching. waiting.
Goddammit Tumblr.
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